$PCAT · est. the pumpkin patch · on Solana

PumpkinCat

he got his head stuck in a pumpkin. he has been crying ever since.

no roadmap. no utility. one cat, one gourd, and it is not coming off.

CAdrops at launch. anything posted before that is fake.
Exhibit A · the cat tears shed: 0 · poke him

The lore

Nobody put it there.

Everything we know about the cat is pinned to this board. It is not much.

The patch incident

One pumpkin went missing from the patch. One cat was found sitting where it used to be, wearing it. The Pumpkin Cat has made no statement. He just looks at you.

FIELD NOTE · OCT 31

Witness statement

“We tried to pull it off. He cried harder. We stopped. Now we just bring him snacks and check the chart.”

ANONYMOUS HOLDER · HANDWRITING SHAKY

Vet's note

Patient is healthy. The pumpkin appears to be load-bearing. Do not remove. Patient is not sad about anything in particular, that is just his face now.

CLINIC FORM 13 · BILLED IN TREATS

Known behaviour

Sits. Stares. Sniffles when a candle moves. Does not sell, mostly because he cannot see the button. This is the entire strategy of $PCAT.

OBSERVED NIGHTLY · NO CHANGES

Tokenomics

The boring bits.

Pumpkin Cat profile picture: close-up of the crying cat's face inside the pumpkin

Dress the timeline

Your face looks too happy.

Make him your pfp. Press and hold the picture on your phone, or right-click it on a computer, and save it. Then go be sad in the replies.

How to buy

How to get stuck.

Wallet. SOL. Swap. Cry.

  1. Grab a wallet

    Phantom or Solflare. Never share your recovery phrase. Not with us, not with the cat.

  2. Load up on SOL

    Buy it on any exchange and send it to your wallet. Keep a little back for fees.

  3. Check, then swap

    Copy the contract address from this page only. Paste it into the swap, check it twice, then swap.

  4. Put the pumpkin on

    Change your pfp. Post the cat. Sniffle in the group chat.

Swap links go live with the contract address.

Live chart

Stare at the candles.

The chart lights up the moment $PCAT launches. Until then, he waits.

Hold till Halloween

He's been waiting all year.

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The group chat is damp. Bad jokes, wet eyes, nobody sleeping. You'll fit right in.